Deeply offended by the Marvel overlords’ decision to expose Captain
America as an agent
of Hydra, Steve Rogers goes to Latvia
and steals Dr Doom’s ultimate magical time machine. A newly transcendent Rogers travels the
meta-verse, assassinating the alien Watcher’s secret mortal wives - Alice,
Dorothy, and Wendy. This moral betrayal provokes Uatu’s cosmic wrath, and the
Watcher expels Rogers
from Marvel’s fictional universe into human reality.
The uber-Rogers arrives on Earth (2016) and promptly announces his independent run for the US presidency. With support from Chris Evans, Stan Lee, and legions of Avengers fans, Rogers expects to win by a landslide. His first act is to lead the United Nations into declaring peace on Earth.
Would you vote for Steve Rogers as World President?